I joined this club to say that doge is the true prophet of ayyslam. Not this made up fake dude called lmaohammad.
Quick tldr, during the scx era and ayyslamic terrorist group attempted to seize control over the beloved senate. However thankfully enlightened ayyliens were able to fight out the lies that they were spreading. As clearly seen here: http://politicsandwar.wikia.com/wiki/Ayyslam?diff=35983&oldid=31848 the sayycred texts have been altered to remove the true prophet Doge, and replace him with a fayyke "lmaohammad"
Ayylah has blessed me with great enlightenment, I have deciphered parts of the Holy Book of Memes, the same one that the Ayyngel gave Lmaohammad. It is clear Mayonnaise is important to Ayylah and Ayyslam, but its level of importance is unknown.
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