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  1. I Love Yoso
    Yosodog got a reaction from Rin in MBTI Personality Test   
    Nerds
  2. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from RickAstley in The Public BK Shitlist   
    The following leaders are hereby placed on the Public BK Shitlist for crimes against BK or general idiocy. All leaders placed on this list are hereby barred from joining The Black Knights and we will give warning any future alliance they seek to join. Any alliance that accepts one of the following leaders will lose respect from BK. The only way to be added or removed from this list is with approval from the Emperor.
    Jemm (AKA Jimmyboy) - Failure to meet standards, disobedience, called us "too gay" for him
    Jaguar - Failure to fight in a war, left BK too many times, implied we're not serious, an absolute complete dumb ass
    Rahul - Disobedience
    Kastor - Being Kastor, to keep our bank safe
    Mitch666 - Occasional Douchebag, being Mitch.
    Gabby - Gee...I wonder why?
    Quasar - Left BK too many times, constant pedo comments despite requests to stop
    hidude45454 - Pixel hugger, put himself over BK
    El Commander - 3ego5me
    Keksalot - lol
    Youislove - Deserter during BKExit war
    Holton - Left without notice while holding high-level job, suspected spy, tried to pull this shit.
    Anneal - Disobedience, attempting to circumvent authority, and just being a huge prick.
    John Smith - Posting private conversations with BK members on the OWF without their consent, attention seeking on the OWF in a particularly douchey way.
    DukeofNavies - Embezzling war aid for baseball.
    Noctis - Leaking                                                         
    Gorge - Embezzling funds from bank AA and pretending it was deleted
    Curufinwe - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Who Me - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Seeker - When you say something this fucking stupid, obviously you don't pass our intelligence test.
    hadesflames - OOC attacks, breaking peace terms, unlikeable douchebag
    Leo the Great/The Mad Titan/Aragorn - Crimes against BK, making shit up, breaking every core tenant BK was founded on, Strum wannabe, Roq's bitch
    Roquentin - Crimes against BK, strong inferiority complex, general pain in the ass
    MIKO/Horny/Bashir Al-Assad/Copypaste/bj1905 - Multis, suspected spy, generally an annoying piece of shit
    Camelot (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Rothschild Family (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Blackbird - Stealing code from BK Net and selling it
    Ahmed Guray - Insubordination, cowardice
    Shifty Stranger (Shifty) - Pixel whore, bank thief, entitled and paranoid bitch, posts shitty food
  3. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Clown in The Public BK Shitlist   
    The following leaders are hereby placed on the Public BK Shitlist for crimes against BK or general idiocy. All leaders placed on this list are hereby barred from joining The Black Knights and we will give warning any future alliance they seek to join. Any alliance that accepts one of the following leaders will lose respect from BK. The only way to be added or removed from this list is with approval from the Emperor.
    Jemm (AKA Jimmyboy) - Failure to meet standards, disobedience, called us "too gay" for him
    Jaguar - Failure to fight in a war, left BK too many times, implied we're not serious, an absolute complete dumb ass
    Rahul - Disobedience
    Kastor - Being Kastor, to keep our bank safe
    Mitch666 - Occasional Douchebag, being Mitch.
    Gabby - Gee...I wonder why?
    Quasar - Left BK too many times, constant pedo comments despite requests to stop
    hidude45454 - Pixel hugger, put himself over BK
    El Commander - 3ego5me
    Keksalot - lol
    Youislove - Deserter during BKExit war
    Holton - Left without notice while holding high-level job, suspected spy, tried to pull this shit.
    Anneal - Disobedience, attempting to circumvent authority, and just being a huge prick.
    John Smith - Posting private conversations with BK members on the OWF without their consent, attention seeking on the OWF in a particularly douchey way.
    DukeofNavies - Embezzling war aid for baseball.
    Noctis - Leaking                                                         
    Gorge - Embezzling funds from bank AA and pretending it was deleted
    Curufinwe - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Who Me - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Seeker - When you say something this fucking stupid, obviously you don't pass our intelligence test.
    hadesflames - OOC attacks, breaking peace terms, unlikeable douchebag
    Leo the Great/The Mad Titan/Aragorn - Crimes against BK, making shit up, breaking every core tenant BK was founded on, Strum wannabe, Roq's bitch
    Roquentin - Crimes against BK, strong inferiority complex, general pain in the ass
    MIKO/Horny/Bashir Al-Assad/Copypaste/bj1905 - Multis, suspected spy, generally an annoying piece of shit
    Camelot (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Rothschild Family (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Blackbird - Stealing code from BK Net and selling it
    Ahmed Guray - Insubordination, cowardice
    Shifty Stranger (Shifty) - Pixel whore, bank thief, entitled and paranoid bitch, posts shitty food
  4. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Shifty Stranger in The Public BK Shitlist   
    The following leaders are hereby placed on the Public BK Shitlist for crimes against BK or general idiocy. All leaders placed on this list are hereby barred from joining The Black Knights and we will give warning any future alliance they seek to join. Any alliance that accepts one of the following leaders will lose respect from BK. The only way to be added or removed from this list is with approval from the Emperor.
    Jemm (AKA Jimmyboy) - Failure to meet standards, disobedience, called us "too gay" for him
    Jaguar - Failure to fight in a war, left BK too many times, implied we're not serious, an absolute complete dumb ass
    Rahul - Disobedience
    Kastor - Being Kastor, to keep our bank safe
    Mitch666 - Occasional Douchebag, being Mitch.
    Gabby - Gee...I wonder why?
    Quasar - Left BK too many times, constant pedo comments despite requests to stop
    hidude45454 - Pixel hugger, put himself over BK
    El Commander - 3ego5me
    Keksalot - lol
    Youislove - Deserter during BKExit war
    Holton - Left without notice while holding high-level job, suspected spy, tried to pull this shit.
    Anneal - Disobedience, attempting to circumvent authority, and just being a huge prick.
    John Smith - Posting private conversations with BK members on the OWF without their consent, attention seeking on the OWF in a particularly douchey way.
    DukeofNavies - Embezzling war aid for baseball.
    Noctis - Leaking                                                         
    Gorge - Embezzling funds from bank AA and pretending it was deleted
    Curufinwe - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Who Me - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Seeker - When you say something this fucking stupid, obviously you don't pass our intelligence test.
    hadesflames - OOC attacks, breaking peace terms, unlikeable douchebag
    Leo the Great/The Mad Titan/Aragorn - Crimes against BK, making shit up, breaking every core tenant BK was founded on, Strum wannabe, Roq's bitch
    Roquentin - Crimes against BK, strong inferiority complex, general pain in the ass
    MIKO/Horny/Bashir Al-Assad/Copypaste/bj1905 - Multis, suspected spy, generally an annoying piece of shit
    Camelot (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Rothschild Family (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Blackbird - Stealing code from BK Net and selling it
    Ahmed Guray - Insubordination, cowardice
    Shifty Stranger (Shifty) - Pixel whore, bank thief, entitled and paranoid bitch, posts shitty food
  5. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from supercheese in [2020-08-29] LOTR   
    Is there a "none of them" option?
  6. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Winiestflea in Rotating Frog.   
    If the frog rotates fast enough, will it begin to fly?
  7. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from rocha-- in Rotating Frog.   
    If the frog rotates fast enough, will it begin to fly?
  8. Upvote
    Yosodog reacted to RickAstley in [2020-08-18] Best Department   
    Defense: organizes counters, makes sure everyone is meeting mmr/buying spies, tells people what to do during wartime
    Econ: Audits nations, manages accounts, gives out loans, and does other economic programs. basically anything to do with money
    Foreign Affairs: Deals with other alliances. They are the ones who go out to the world and represent BK to the rest of Orbis. They are both the eyes, ears, and mouth of the emperor. They report back on what other people are doing, and show our image to the rest of the game. FA also cleans shit up when people fuck up raids/counters, they look for potential treaties, etc. Propaganda falls under FA.
    Internal Affairs: Noob management squad. They do recruitment and training of all of the new people. Also they run the paper.
  9. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Clown in Policies of the Black Knights   
    Acts and Policies of The Black Knights
    Shoot First Policy Readmission Policy Raiding Beige Policy Raiding Policy Inactivity Policy
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    Yosodog got a reaction from Pheonix in Policies of the Black Knights   
    Shoot First Policy
    I. Purpose
    The purpose of this policy is to clarify rules and procedures when dealing with raids against members of the Black Knights.
    II. Shoot First
    Any nation who attacks any member of the Black Knights during peace time is hereby authorized by the Emperor for counter attacked immediately. This includes nations that fly under a protected Alliance Affiliation. The Archduke of Defense (or his designee) is responsible for organizing counter attacks on the raider. To clarify, this does not give permission for members to attack in defense of someone, but gives the Archduke of Defense the authority to conduct defensive counter measures to protect The Black Knights, including but not limited to, counter attacks.
    III. Ask Questions Later
    The Archduke of Foreign Affairs or his designee must contact the appropriate authority figure that the raiding nation has. If the raiding nation is not in an alliance, then a message is to be sent directly to the raiding nation.
    As approved by Emperor Yosodog effective February 21, 2015.
    As amended by Emperor Yosodog effective April 19, 2015.
  11. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Pheonix in Policies of the Black Knights   
    Acts and Policies of The Black Knights
    Shoot First Policy Readmission Policy Raiding Beige Policy Raiding Policy Inactivity Policy
  12. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Spukey in Policies of the Black Knights   
    Acts and Policies of The Black Knights
    Shoot First Policy Readmission Policy Raiding Beige Policy Raiding Policy Inactivity Policy
  13. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from mishaankud in Policies of the Black Knights   
    Acts and Policies of The Black Knights
    Shoot First Policy Readmission Policy Raiding Beige Policy Raiding Policy Inactivity Policy
  14. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Kat in [2020-08-01] Spreads   
    Send Marmite pls. It's like $8 for a small jar over here.
  15. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from LunaMoonfang in [2020-07-25] Football   
    nerd
  16. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from mishaankud in [2020-07-14] Languages   
    A man of culture right here.
  17. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from LordStrum in [2020-07-11] Sleep   
    People who sleep on their back are psychopaths.
  18. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Kat in The Public BK Shitlist   
    The following leaders are hereby placed on the Public BK Shitlist for crimes against BK or general idiocy. All leaders placed on this list are hereby barred from joining The Black Knights and we will give warning any future alliance they seek to join. Any alliance that accepts one of the following leaders will lose respect from BK. The only way to be added or removed from this list is with approval from the Emperor.
    Jemm (AKA Jimmyboy) - Failure to meet standards, disobedience, called us "too gay" for him
    Jaguar - Failure to fight in a war, left BK too many times, implied we're not serious, an absolute complete dumb ass
    Rahul - Disobedience
    Kastor - Being Kastor, to keep our bank safe
    Mitch666 - Occasional Douchebag, being Mitch.
    Gabby - Gee...I wonder why?
    Quasar - Left BK too many times, constant pedo comments despite requests to stop
    hidude45454 - Pixel hugger, put himself over BK
    El Commander - 3ego5me
    Keksalot - lol
    Youislove - Deserter during BKExit war
    Holton - Left without notice while holding high-level job, suspected spy, tried to pull this shit.
    Anneal - Disobedience, attempting to circumvent authority, and just being a huge prick.
    John Smith - Posting private conversations with BK members on the OWF without their consent, attention seeking on the OWF in a particularly douchey way.
    DukeofNavies - Embezzling war aid for baseball.
    Noctis - Leaking                                                         
    Gorge - Embezzling funds from bank AA and pretending it was deleted
    Curufinwe - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Who Me - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Seeker - When you say something this fucking stupid, obviously you don't pass our intelligence test.
    hadesflames - OOC attacks, breaking peace terms, unlikeable douchebag
    Leo the Great/The Mad Titan/Aragorn - Crimes against BK, making shit up, breaking every core tenant BK was founded on, Strum wannabe, Roq's bitch
    Roquentin - Crimes against BK, strong inferiority complex, general pain in the ass
    MIKO/Horny/Bashir Al-Assad/Copypaste/bj1905 - Multis, suspected spy, generally an annoying piece of shit
    Camelot (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Rothschild Family (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Blackbird - Stealing code from BK Net and selling it
    Ahmed Guray - Insubordination, cowardice
    Shifty Stranger (Shifty) - Pixel whore, bank thief, entitled and paranoid bitch, posts shitty food
  19. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Crazyface6767 in How to Apply to the Black Knights   
    Applying to Join the Black Knights
     
    STEP 1: Apply to join our alliance in-game
    Make sure you do this, because the system will literally not let you apply before you do.
    STEP 2: Have a forum account
    Once again, the system will not let you apply before you have made an account here.
    STEP 3: APPLY HERE
    That is Tibernet, our application system. It will make sure you are eligible to apply, and then will post your application into this forum, as you, which is why you must have a forum account to apply.
    STEP 4: Join our Discord server
    Ping the Interrogation Squad role in the #public channel on our Discord server, and we'll get you set up to proceed with the application. All communications will be done via text chat. Voice chat will not be used.
    STEP 5: Participate in the applicants channel (#interrogation)
    As some point, either government members or IA staff will chat with you in #interrogation. This is basically just us making sure you are cool enough to be in our extremely cool alliance, so it can get random. Obviously we don't expect you to be online 24/7, but the more active you are there, and better chance you have at being accepted.
     
     
    Also Protip: Stay on the color beige for as long as possible. 
  20. BK STRONK
    Yosodog got a reaction from yoyodud67 in How to Apply to the Black Knights   
    Applying to Join the Black Knights
     
    STEP 1: Apply to join our alliance in-game
    Make sure you do this, because the system will literally not let you apply before you do.
    STEP 2: Have a forum account
    Once again, the system will not let you apply before you have made an account here.
    STEP 3: APPLY HERE
    That is Tibernet, our application system. It will make sure you are eligible to apply, and then will post your application into this forum, as you, which is why you must have a forum account to apply.
    STEP 4: Join our Discord server
    Ping the Interrogation Squad role in the #public channel on our Discord server, and we'll get you set up to proceed with the application. All communications will be done via text chat. Voice chat will not be used.
    STEP 5: Participate in the applicants channel (#interrogation)
    As some point, either government members or IA staff will chat with you in #interrogation. This is basically just us making sure you are cool enough to be in our extremely cool alliance, so it can get random. Obviously we don't expect you to be online 24/7, but the more active you are there, and better chance you have at being accepted.
     
     
    Also Protip: Stay on the color beige for as long as possible. 
  21. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Pheonix in The Public BK Shitlist   
    The following leaders are hereby placed on the Public BK Shitlist for crimes against BK or general idiocy. All leaders placed on this list are hereby barred from joining The Black Knights and we will give warning any future alliance they seek to join. Any alliance that accepts one of the following leaders will lose respect from BK. The only way to be added or removed from this list is with approval from the Emperor.
    Jemm (AKA Jimmyboy) - Failure to meet standards, disobedience, called us "too gay" for him
    Jaguar - Failure to fight in a war, left BK too many times, implied we're not serious, an absolute complete dumb ass
    Rahul - Disobedience
    Kastor - Being Kastor, to keep our bank safe
    Mitch666 - Occasional Douchebag, being Mitch.
    Gabby - Gee...I wonder why?
    Quasar - Left BK too many times, constant pedo comments despite requests to stop
    hidude45454 - Pixel hugger, put himself over BK
    El Commander - 3ego5me
    Keksalot - lol
    Youislove - Deserter during BKExit war
    Holton - Left without notice while holding high-level job, suspected spy, tried to pull this shit.
    Anneal - Disobedience, attempting to circumvent authority, and just being a huge prick.
    John Smith - Posting private conversations with BK members on the OWF without their consent, attention seeking on the OWF in a particularly douchey way.
    DukeofNavies - Embezzling war aid for baseball.
    Noctis - Leaking                                                         
    Gorge - Embezzling funds from bank AA and pretending it was deleted
    Curufinwe - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Who Me - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Seeker - When you say something this fucking stupid, obviously you don't pass our intelligence test.
    hadesflames - OOC attacks, breaking peace terms, unlikeable douchebag
    Leo the Great/The Mad Titan/Aragorn - Crimes against BK, making shit up, breaking every core tenant BK was founded on, Strum wannabe, Roq's bitch
    Roquentin - Crimes against BK, strong inferiority complex, general pain in the ass
    MIKO/Horny/Bashir Al-Assad/Copypaste/bj1905 - Multis, suspected spy, generally an annoying piece of shit
    Camelot (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Rothschild Family (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Blackbird - Stealing code from BK Net and selling it
    Ahmed Guray - Insubordination, cowardice
    Shifty Stranger (Shifty) - Pixel whore, bank thief, entitled and paranoid bitch, posts shitty food
  22. BK STRONK
    Yosodog got a reaction from Messi in The Public BK Shitlist   
    The following leaders are hereby placed on the Public BK Shitlist for crimes against BK or general idiocy. All leaders placed on this list are hereby barred from joining The Black Knights and we will give warning any future alliance they seek to join. Any alliance that accepts one of the following leaders will lose respect from BK. The only way to be added or removed from this list is with approval from the Emperor.
    Jemm (AKA Jimmyboy) - Failure to meet standards, disobedience, called us "too gay" for him
    Jaguar - Failure to fight in a war, left BK too many times, implied we're not serious, an absolute complete dumb ass
    Rahul - Disobedience
    Kastor - Being Kastor, to keep our bank safe
    Mitch666 - Occasional Douchebag, being Mitch.
    Gabby - Gee...I wonder why?
    Quasar - Left BK too many times, constant pedo comments despite requests to stop
    hidude45454 - Pixel hugger, put himself over BK
    El Commander - 3ego5me
    Keksalot - lol
    Youislove - Deserter during BKExit war
    Holton - Left without notice while holding high-level job, suspected spy, tried to pull this shit.
    Anneal - Disobedience, attempting to circumvent authority, and just being a huge prick.
    John Smith - Posting private conversations with BK members on the OWF without their consent, attention seeking on the OWF in a particularly douchey way.
    DukeofNavies - Embezzling war aid for baseball.
    Noctis - Leaking                                                         
    Gorge - Embezzling funds from bank AA and pretending it was deleted
    Curufinwe - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Who Me - Crimes against BK, two-faced douchecanoe
    Seeker - When you say something this fucking stupid, obviously you don't pass our intelligence test.
    hadesflames - OOC attacks, breaking peace terms, unlikeable douchebag
    Leo the Great/The Mad Titan/Aragorn - Crimes against BK, making shit up, breaking every core tenant BK was founded on, Strum wannabe, Roq's bitch
    Roquentin - Crimes against BK, strong inferiority complex, general pain in the ass
    MIKO/Horny/Bashir Al-Assad/Copypaste/bj1905 - Multis, suspected spy, generally an annoying piece of shit
    Camelot (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Rothschild Family (Alliance) - Stealing code from BK Net
    Blackbird - Stealing code from BK Net and selling it
    Ahmed Guray - Insubordination, cowardice
    Shifty Stranger (Shifty) - Pixel whore, bank thief, entitled and paranoid bitch, posts shitty food
  23. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from Goldensnake in How to Apply to the Black Knights   
    Applying to Join the Black Knights
     
    STEP 1: Apply to join our alliance in-game
    Make sure you do this, because the system will literally not let you apply before you do.
    STEP 2: Have a forum account
    Once again, the system will not let you apply before you have made an account here.
    STEP 3: APPLY HERE
    That is Tibernet, our application system. It will make sure you are eligible to apply, and then will post your application into this forum, as you, which is why you must have a forum account to apply.
    STEP 4: Join our Discord server
    Ping the Interrogation Squad role in the #public channel on our Discord server, and we'll get you set up to proceed with the application. All communications will be done via text chat. Voice chat will not be used.
    STEP 5: Participate in the applicants channel (#interrogation)
    As some point, either government members or IA staff will chat with you in #interrogation. This is basically just us making sure you are cool enough to be in our extremely cool alliance, so it can get random. Obviously we don't expect you to be online 24/7, but the more active you are there, and better chance you have at being accepted.
     
     
    Also Protip: Stay on the color beige for as long as possible. 
  24. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from WisdomGuy in How to Apply to the Black Knights   
    Applying to Join the Black Knights
     
    STEP 1: Apply to join our alliance in-game
    Make sure you do this, because the system will literally not let you apply before you do.
    STEP 2: Have a forum account
    Once again, the system will not let you apply before you have made an account here.
    STEP 3: APPLY HERE
    That is Tibernet, our application system. It will make sure you are eligible to apply, and then will post your application into this forum, as you, which is why you must have a forum account to apply.
    STEP 4: Join our Discord server
    Ping the Interrogation Squad role in the #public channel on our Discord server, and we'll get you set up to proceed with the application. All communications will be done via text chat. Voice chat will not be used.
    STEP 5: Participate in the applicants channel (#interrogation)
    As some point, either government members or IA staff will chat with you in #interrogation. This is basically just us making sure you are cool enough to be in our extremely cool alliance, so it can get random. Obviously we don't expect you to be online 24/7, but the more active you are there, and better chance you have at being accepted.
     
     
    Also Protip: Stay on the color beige for as long as possible. 
  25. Upvote
    Yosodog got a reaction from WarGamer in How to Apply to the Black Knights   
    Applying to Join the Black Knights
     
    STEP 1: Apply to join our alliance in-game
    Make sure you do this, because the system will literally not let you apply before you do.
    STEP 2: Have a forum account
    Once again, the system will not let you apply before you have made an account here.
    STEP 3: APPLY HERE
    That is Tibernet, our application system. It will make sure you are eligible to apply, and then will post your application into this forum, as you, which is why you must have a forum account to apply.
    STEP 4: Join our Discord server
    Ping the Interrogation Squad role in the #public channel on our Discord server, and we'll get you set up to proceed with the application. All communications will be done via text chat. Voice chat will not be used.
    STEP 5: Participate in the applicants channel (#interrogation)
    As some point, either government members or IA staff will chat with you in #interrogation. This is basically just us making sure you are cool enough to be in our extremely cool alliance, so it can get random. Obviously we don't expect you to be online 24/7, but the more active you are there, and better chance you have at being accepted.
     
     
    Also Protip: Stay on the color beige for as long as possible. 
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