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  1. Incoming TO Members: Welcome to BK! In this thread we'll go over what you need to do to in-process into BK and get started. Get started on Discord Join our server here Go to #applications and type !bkn apply YOURNATIONID Of course replace YOURNATIONID with your actual nation ID In the channel created, say that you are an incoming TO member Once someone from the IA team comes around, you will be accepted. You will not have to interview. Your role on Discord will say Squire until someone comes around and fixes it. You are not required to do the academy unless you choose to do so Create an account on these forums While 97% of communication occurs on Discord, we still use forums for long-term and serious discussions when needed. We also use it to sign up for things like rebuilding. An account on these forums is a requirement for membership. Go here and follow the instructions to create an account Once completed, come to this thread and reply with this form: Leader Name: Discord Name: You will be masked as Knight and given proper permissions Create a BK Net Account BK Net is our automation system where you can apply for grants, loans, and store money in the bank. Go to BK Net by clicking here Click "Register" and create an account Visit your nation and check your messages. It will have instructions to verify your account Once completed, it can take up to 24 hours for you to have access to your dashboard You may have to verify on Discord too. Just follow the instructions if prompted. Create a bank account by clicking "Accounts" and following the instructions To put money into your account, click to view the account and click "create deposit" and follow the instructions sent in-game To withdraw money, click "Accounts" and scroll to the bottom. Just transfer money from your account to your nation. Get familiar with BK Check out the policies of BK and our charter Read about the history of BK Talk to our members in #members Understand our culture: We are a culture of memes and fucking around, but our main priority is our military fighting strength. Once you have access to your BK Net Dashboard, you can see our MMR (warchest requirements). You should work to hit those ASAP. While 100% is not required until city 18, you should start stockpiling your own reserve and store most of it in your BK Net account. There is also a sort of "roasting" culture here in BK. It's not too bad and if you say stop, people will. However, remember that they are all jokes and if you're getting roasted it means you're being accepted. Feel free to roast back, just don't go too far. Enjoy yourself. We are a very relaxed alliance. We know the game is trash, but we all stick around because of BK's community. If you want to enjoy your time, get involved Remember: Being active every 36 hours is a requirement in this alliance. If you are inactive in-game for more than 36 hours you will be automatically placed into 100% taxes and you will not get a refund. If you know you will be inactive for more than 36 hours, please contact our Archduke of IA or Econ and we will work it out. We aren't commies -- you are responsible for your nation and most of your build. However, we will provide assistance if needed. Our normal taxes are around 20/10. We are America's Alliance™. Get a Job Of course getting involved in the alliance by getting a job is the best way to promote our community and rise in the ranks. Pick a department from IA, Econ, FA, or Milcom and contact the respective Archduke IA: BigGTheSlayer (BigGtheSquireSlayer#9984) Econ: Brandon (Brandon Donsberger#5442) Milcom: Clown (BUY SPIES GODDAMN IT#1598) FA: Supercheese (supercheese#8694) Remember to always use your chain of command. Other than applying for a job, you should contact the lowest level of staff you believe will resolve the issue. Never contact the Archduke, Viceroy, or Emperor for something that can be handled at a lower level. Of course if you believe the issue is serious enough to jump the chain, don't be afraid to reach out to the Archduke, Viceroy, or Emperor. Rebuilding If you have not completed your rebuilding per our guidelines (listed in the rebuilding thread), please apply by clicking here. You will need to be masked on the forums prior to viewing the thread. Remember that by receiving rebuilding aid, you are obligated to stay with BK for 3 months after receiving your aid. Please keep that in mind before applying. Also make sure to change your color to black! There are still tons of things to learn about BK and our culture. We are now one alliance, and we need to continue to work together to ensure our survivability and to continue our kick-ass performance in every single war. Welcome to BK!
  2. Inactivity Policy I. Definition An inactive nation is defined by a nation who has not logged into their nation for at least 36 hours. However, the number of hours may be changed by the Emperor due to special circumstances. Nations in vacation mode are not considered an inactive nation. The Archduke of the Interior will run a program where nations can apply for a waiver to this inactivity rule. II. Taxes Any nation inactive for more than 36 hours or the appropriate time frame will be taxed at 100%. Upon re-activity, the nation will not receive a reimbursement unless a waiver was granted by the Archduke of the Interior. III. Expulsion The passing of this act by the Royal Family grants the Emperor or designee the authority to expel any member inactive for more than 7 days in-game. Members granted a waiver or in vacation mode will still require the regular expulsion process outlined in the Charter. Any member expelled under this act will have all assets in the BK Bank seized. As approved by majority vote from the Royal Family effective August 16, 2020
  3. Readmission Policy I. Purpose The purpose of this policy is to clarify the procedure of admission for a former member of the Black Knights who wishes to be readmitted. II. Everybody Gets One Any member who left the Black Knights in good standing is eligible to be reaccepted once. The process shall be completed in whatever manner is prescribed by the Archduke of the Interior or his designee. III. ...and Expecting Different Results Should a member leave the Black Knights once being reaccepted per Article II, they shall be barred from rejoining the Black Knights, and may also be banned from the forums (as people on the Official BK Shitlist are). This article, either in part, or in whole, may be waived by the Emperor should he deem it fit. IV. Law of the Land As mentioned in Article II, any former member in good standing may reapply to the Black Knights should they not meet the criteria in Article III. A former member in good standing is defined as a member whom left amicably, and has not disparaged the Black Knights in a public or semi-public platform. The designation of "good standing" is to be decided by the Emperor, or his designee. So ordered, LordStrum, Emperor August 18, 2016
  4. Shoot First Policy I. Purpose The purpose of this policy is to clarify rules and procedures when dealing with raids against members of the Black Knights. II. Shoot First Any nation who attacks any member of the Black Knights during peace time is hereby authorized by the Emperor for counter attacked immediately. This includes nations that fly under a protected Alliance Affiliation. The Archduke of Defense (or his designee) is responsible for organizing counter attacks on the raider. To clarify, this does not give permission for members to attack in defense of someone, but gives the Archduke of Defense the authority to conduct defensive counter measures to protect The Black Knights, including but not limited to, counter attacks. III. Ask Questions Later The Archduke of Foreign Affairs or his designee must contact the appropriate authority figure that the raiding nation has. If the raiding nation is not in an alliance, then a message is to be sent directly to the raiding nation. As approved by Emperor Yosodog effective February 21, 2015. As amended by Emperor Yosodog effective April 19, 2015.
  5. Acts and Policies of The Black Knights Shoot First Policy Readmission Policy Raiding Beige Policy Raiding Policy Inactivity Policy
  6. Zombie Shifty My name is Yosodog and I declare Lyre to be our new overlord and dictator. All hail Lyre! *also I made your rep a perfect, round 600
  7. These are pretty good. Can't really see the nipples clear enough, however they look fine. Very bouncy, but just isn't perky enough. 8/10
  8. That was probably the most I've read in a month.
  9. They have pretty good shape, but the nipples bro. They've got good width but the height of them is way out of proportion. The ratios are way off. 7.8/10, I'd still motorboat. She also looks like she's supporting them a little bit with her arms which makes it so you can't make an accurate prediction.
  10. Turn back now if you don't want to see boobies. The long awaited sql to my best series ever, "The Quest for the Perfect Tits." You can view that thread here. First of all, let's get something out of the way. We in no way discriminate against fake tits. We're simply looking for the pair of tits. It doesn't matter whether or not nature created them or your favorite plastic surgeon, boobs are boobs. We're going to go ahead and take a look at one of the most famous Reddit girls, /u/exilevilify (she also went by unicornblood12). There are a ton of her pictures out there so here's a link to one of the best albums I could find of her. Let's start. This girl was truly bless and apparently, they're real. She posted some gif of her bouncing them around (which I can't find) and it seemed like they were real. However, I'm not expert at fake tits but I'm gonna believe these are real. Here's our first image. As you can see, perky, nipple coloration is amazing, and the nipple size is also right where it should be. She's not even supporting them up at all and they're still holding strong. Fake?????? Don't tell me that or I'll lose hope. Now here we get a bit different lighting. As you can see her tits are fairly veiny, which isn't horrible at all. However, it does deduct a point. Now before you call me a shallow ass hole, you have to remember that this is the quest for the perfect tits. PERFECT. Tits aren't all about just the tits, the surrounding area should also be great. Her body is really good, however it's not perfect. She doesn't have that great curves and she doesn't have that line going down the middle. Not sure what that's called... it's like in the middle of her abs and goes down to her belly button. Here's a full frontal of her body. You're definitely going for the boobs and not the body. Don't get me wrong, good body, but not perfect. Underboob and the camera isn't even under the boob? Yup, pretty good. They really look fake here, but I'm still holding on to hope. In fact, these look like completely different tits but I can assure you they're the same pair. Not a fan of the swimsuit, but I am a fan of the boobs. So let's get to our conclusion. I give this girl a 9.3/10 for her tits. They're perfectly perky, her nipple shape and color are pretty much perfect, though they're really veiny. Unfortunately, someone found out who this girl was and blackmailed her and she hasn't returned to reddit ever since. What a shame. rip in peace exilevilify. And to all the haters out there, fuck youuuuuu Stay tuned, next time we examine pretty good tits. Let's be real, you didn't read anything I typed smh
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