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Day 2... and 3... ok fine 4

Trilateral98

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U liek??????$#%#^#$#%  

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  1. 1. I SAID U LIEK??????$%#%#

    • YAS u r dah memest memelord evar
    • Nu go suck strums dick
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    • Shifty Is a plum

Ok so remember when I killed the guy who arrested me... Well turns out it was

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And I got knocked the fuck out for 3 days... When I woke up I was in jail and said to myself.

"I guess Shifty is a plum"

So then I burned the metal off the door of my cell and slipped through

and walked out. I don't understand why they just opened the gates for me. And there was like 50 guys with long black things (No it's not a dick Strum)

And when I tried to walk by them they started to spray me with metal objects. So I said to myself

"So this is what GTA is like"

So I kept walking knowing they obviously could not shoot me because as we all know

GTA cops are stupid

And once I got hit with one of the metal objects I turned around

Pulled up my Hud

Picked the biggest fucking gun

And did this

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And this

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Also this

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And after the mass murder I walked into the sunset. 

And smoked a blunt...

And went back home...

I don't know how to end this.

Bye.

 

 



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