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Psweet destroys humanity

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Shifty Stranger

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+++ ChanServ has given op to ShiftyStranger

 

ShiftyStranger kicks down the door

 

SWAT

 

everybody on the fucking ground

 

ShiftyStranger sweeps every room with his spas-12

 

CLEAR

 

oh shit-

 

WE GOT A RUNNER

 

ShiftyStranger shoots Psweet in the leg

 

*ViKy raises an eyebrow slowly

 

Ma'am are you responsible for this residence?

 

*um.....

 

*mebbeee

 

We regret to inform you that Psweet will have to be taken by animal control

 

sorry, but it's the law

 

*well shit

 

kek

 

ShiftyStranger helps himself to ViKy's liquor

 

ShiftyStranger takes a shot of vodka

 

Well, have a good day.

 

ShiftyStranger drives until he reaches the woods

 

ShiftyStranger pulls Psweet outta the trunk

 

animal control my ass

 

ShiftyStranger begins boiling Psweet

 

*o.o

 

you'll make an excellent soup

 

ShiftyStranger throws pine cones and laffy taffy into the water

 

*>.>

 

*<.<

 

ShiftyStranger watches as the broth thickens

 

ShiftyStranger takes the finished soup back into town and serves it at the county fair

 

"is good soup, only a dollar per bowl"

 

ShiftyStranger watches in amazement as people collapse on the ground from stomach pain

 

ShiftyStranger is transfixed as he sees Psweet clones slowly burst out of people's intestines

 

YES MY CHILDREN

 

RISE FROM THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN

 

AND BECOME A SCOURGE UPON THIS LAND

 

ShiftyStranger raises an upside down cross into the air and impales into the ground sending a wave of dark energy

 

*wtf Shifty

 

ShiftyStranger laughs as he sees all plant life reduced to ashes and the reanimation of the empty vessels that once carried the Psweet clones

 

BEHOLD

 

MY LEGION OF CHAOS

 

ShiftyStranger orders the Psweet clones to form an amalgamation of death and despair

 

ShiftyStranger chants as the Psweet clones contort and form an orb of bodies and lost souls longing to return to the abyss

 

*ViKy throws vodka at ShiftyStranger

 

YOU SHALL BEGIN THE HARVEST

 

**B reaps ShiftyStranger

 

ShiftyStranger stands over the Psweet orb as it descends up cities, consuming the living and growing in power

 

**This is a weird katamari fanfic

 

B join me and I shall make you one of my generals

 

you shall control the wastelands to the East

 

*ViKy facepalms

 

**literally roll them

 

good answer

 

ShiftyStranger hands B his receipt and waiver for the Eastern half of the post-apocalyptic world

 

ShiftyStranger continues reducing entire swaths of land into graveyards

 

LET THIS BE A TESTAMENT

 

TO THE FAILURE OF MANKIND

 

ShiftyStranger sunders the Earth and dives into the molten depths of the core

 

ShiftyStranger merges with the planet and becomes a distorted and corrupted sentient planet

 

I AM A GOD

 

*pretty sure you aren't

 

ShiftyStranger spends the rest of his existence devouring life across the galaxy

 

the end

 

**So is the earth now a giant sphere entirely composed of Psweets?

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