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[NSFW] The Quest for Perfect Tits 01

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Welcome to a new series called "The Quest for Perfect Tits". Basically, the title describes what is going on here. I will sacrifice myself, and look at a bunch of different tits in order to find the perfect pair.

So, without further adieu, here we go.

Everyone's opinions on tits are different. As always, my views are the best and the correct way to think. We will be going through the following criteria:

  1. Nipple Size - I'm not a big fan of huge nipples or areolas.
  2. Boob Size - There IS such thing as too big (Stay tuned), and there's also a thing as too small. I'm no expert in bra sizes, but I do know the perfect size when I see them.
  3. Perkiness - Saggy tits? Hell yeah! I'm kidding though, they can't be too perky that they're fake, they have to be just right

As always, we will only be judging tits. The body and face that surrounds the tits will not be included in the ratings.

LET'S GET STARTED. For this, we will be using r/boobs for sources of pictures.

Well, I think we've found our perfect tits. This is the #1 rated post on r/boobs and it's there for a reason. The nipple size is perfect, and the areolas are around the right size. The color of the nipples is pretty much perfect too. The boob size? Pretty much perfect. Perkiness? This is almost too perfect. 10/10

These are pretty nice. The nipple/areola size is a tad large, but is proportional to the tit size. I think the best thing about these tits are the roundness. They're quite perky for their size but I'm getting this fake tits vibe from it. Also, the nipple piercing is horrible. Though, overall, decent tits 8,5/10

Is it just me or are these not that great? They're far from bad and I'd still motorboat them, but they're far from perfect. They're fine in pretty much every way, but they're not that perky. Now, they're far from saggy, but they hang and they're quite spread apart. If these were in a bra, they'd be absolutely perfect. I don't know, there's just something about these tits that don't register with me. 8/10

 

Well that's all for episode 1. I probably won't do another one of these but if I get bored I will.

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