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Shifty Stranger

+++ ChanServ has given op to ShiftyStranger

 

ShiftyStranger kicks down the door

 

SWAT

 

everybody on the fucking ground

 

ShiftyStranger sweeps every room with his spas-12

 

CLEAR

 

oh shit-

 

WE GOT A RUNNER

 

ShiftyStranger shoots Psweet in the leg

 

*ViKy raises an eyebrow slowly

 

Ma'am are you responsible for this residence?

 

*um.....

 

*mebbeee

 

We regret to inform you that Psweet will have to be taken by animal control

 

sorry, but it's the law

 

*well shit

 

kek

 

ShiftyStranger helps himself to ViKy's liquor

 

ShiftyStranger takes a shot of vodka

 

Well, have a good day.

 

ShiftyStranger drives until he reaches the woods

 

ShiftyStranger pulls Psweet outta the trunk

 

animal control my ass

 

ShiftyStranger begins boiling Psweet

 

*o.o

 

you'll make an excellent soup

 

ShiftyStranger throws pine cones and laffy taffy into the water

 

*>.>

 

*<.<

 

ShiftyStranger watches as the broth thickens

 

ShiftyStranger takes the finished soup back into town and serves it at the county fair

 

"is good soup, only a dollar per bowl"

 

ShiftyStranger watches in amazement as people collapse on the ground from stomach pain

 

ShiftyStranger is transfixed as he sees Psweet clones slowly burst out of people's intestines

 

YES MY CHILDREN

 

RISE FROM THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN

 

AND BECOME A SCOURGE UPON THIS LAND

 

ShiftyStranger raises an upside down cross into the air and impales into the ground sending a wave of dark energy

 

*wtf Shifty

 

ShiftyStranger laughs as he sees all plant life reduced to ashes and the reanimation of the empty vessels that once carried the Psweet clones

 

BEHOLD

 

MY LEGION OF CHAOS

 

ShiftyStranger orders the Psweet clones to form an amalgamation of death and despair

 

ShiftyStranger chants as the Psweet clones contort and form an orb of bodies and lost souls longing to return to the abyss

 

*ViKy throws vodka at ShiftyStranger

 

YOU SHALL BEGIN THE HARVEST

 

**B reaps ShiftyStranger

 

ShiftyStranger stands over the Psweet orb as it descends up cities, consuming the living and growing in power

 

**This is a weird katamari fanfic

 

B join me and I shall make you one of my generals

 

you shall control the wastelands to the East

 

*ViKy facepalms

 

**literally roll them

 

good answer

 

ShiftyStranger hands B his receipt and waiver for the Eastern half of the post-apocalyptic world

 

ShiftyStranger continues reducing entire swaths of land into graveyards

 

LET THIS BE A TESTAMENT

 

TO THE FAILURE OF MANKIND

 

ShiftyStranger sunders the Earth and dives into the molten depths of the core

 

ShiftyStranger merges with the planet and becomes a distorted and corrupted sentient planet

 

I AM A GOD

 

*pretty sure you aren't

 

ShiftyStranger spends the rest of his existence devouring life across the galaxy

 

the end

 

**So is the earth now a giant sphere entirely composed of Psweets?

Shifty Stranger

When you first start out on any AA, you question what you're doing. Like you're like wtf, why is there so much devotion being asked of me. Eventually you get to know everyone better and understand that certain quirks belong to different people. Again we're more than just our avatars though avatars do play a role in how we perceive each other. Like Yoso is more agreeable because of doge, while Strum appears to look like he just goes "kek" and skitters away because his avatar is a robot without legs.

Anyway, eventually logging in everyday becomes less like damn it why do all alliances require this and more like right on, we're a hivemind where we sacrifice our first born and consume the remains of the fallen for nutrients to continue the colony. Ayy lmao.

I guess the point I'm making is AAs strangely become like the people you know but at the same time don't at all. It's a strange reaction/effect that doesn't make any sense on paper. You won't get into a bar fight and back them up because they're so far out and strangers, but the same time you spend hours for a common goal.

Shifty Stranger

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Ayy lmao the mighty! Ayy lmao the unerring! Ayy lmao the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Ayy! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Ayy lmao, born of memes, where my breath is dank. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Black Knights, for I lmao you."
Ayy, lmao! Lmao! Even as man, great ayy lmao cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Politics and War! The future of Orbis!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of memes! Ayy lmao is the true god of memes! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our normie overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With memes? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on Orbis!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the normies take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the community do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the normies! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the ayy lmao! Rise up, Black Knights! Embrace the word of mighty ayy lmao, he who is both meme and Divine!
For we are the children of memes! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the normies or their toadies, will rule Orbis! Forever!
Terrible and powerful ayy lmao! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great ayy lmao, not as god, but as meme!
Trust in me, Orbis! Trust in the words of the Stranger! For I am the chosen of ayy lmao! I alone have been anointed by the ayy lmao to spread his holy word!

Shifty Stranger

Rejoice as Shifty Stranger's Drug Cartel passes the savings onto you!

No more overpriced stocks led by the bourgeois government that comes on and posts what they want, when they want. I will be here and make you rich my friends. This is good buy, only 99.99 for the initial price. Together we will take down this Yosoeconomy meant to make the government richer and the knights poorer peasants. Buy before the server updates and get in on the action. Buy later and it's your fault if the stocks are worth millions. You snooze, you lose, you fap, you ejac. That simple.

Also you come into my blog and don't buy anything? This is an insult, do you go into a man's home and drink his drink and eat his food then just leave? You leave my shop without buy anything, you never come back, my friend!

Shifty Stranger

Rebuking the Papal Yoso was more than just saying "Yoso is a tyrant" and "shit the plebs are pleb as fuck."

Operation Ayykyrie was more than just trying to reclaim Holy BK and stopping the war.

It's about being the rebel not because you want to, but because no one else will.

I'm the rebel you need, not the one your deserve.

The peace you see right now was earned by being banned from the chatbox and bringing reforms such as no bbcode.

Where were you wen bbcode was kill? Forgive my bad speak.

>I was in chatbox

>bbcode is kill

>no

always remember bbcode and it's contributions to society.

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