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Hey there kids! Do you want to know what is going on in the life of the dankest memelord ever. "No..." Well too bad because i'm doing it anyway

I will tell you what is going on in my day, everyday whenever I can now you may be asking.

"Wtf you faggot what is the purpose of this this is like a diary online where anyone can read"


"Get a lief u has no frends I'm the L33TEST XxPanzerCrashesCarsxX in da world and this sht is bad get a lief noob 1v1 at the swing set 4:20Am"

And to that I say....... fuck you

But anyway yeah I want you guys to know whats going on in my life for no reason... judge as you please


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Day 2many2count

Brahs, u wont belve dis. I wus abducted by guis in masks and stuf. I dunt know where I am and I am scurd. Oh sht ngga they are coming. [Hides in room marked "Safe Place *No rapes happen here*]  K i tink im safe, the room said its a safe place and I wont get raped... whatever dat means... i forgut 2 tell u im 3 yrs old and I found this lite machine that givs ability 2 speak without actually speaking. itz cool. Anyway theses menz are mean and they took me away from mum and that made me m




Day 2... and 3... ok fine 4

Ok so remember when I killed the guy who arrested me... Well turns out it was And I got knocked the fuck out for 3 days... When I woke up I was in jail and said to myself. "I guess Shifty is a plum" So then I burned the metal off the door of my cell and slipped through and walked out. I don't understand why they just opened the gates for me. And there was like 50 guys with long black things (No it's not a dick Strum) And when I tried to walk by them they started to




Day 1

So today was normal... smoke a few blunts and snorted 100 pounds of cocaine, the usual. Then I went to school where I took a blunt while lit and put it in some kid's eye that was giving me a weird stare. Then got arrested for assault where I then again smoked a blunt and then the cop took it away... you never take away MY blunt. Let's just say half of downtown is no more. So anyway here I am at my computer playing video games all day... so yeah... that my first day... Du u liek? Vote on teh poll



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