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Hey there kids! Do you want to know what is going on in the life of the dankest memelord ever. "No..." Well too bad because i'm doing it anyway

I will tell you what is going on in my day, everyday whenever I can now you may be asking.

"Wtf you faggot what is the purpose of this this is like a diary online where anyone can read"

Or

"Get a lief u has no frends I'm the L33TEST XxPanzerCrashesCarsxX in da world and this sht is bad get a lief noob 1v1 at the swing set 4:20Am"

And to that I say....... fuck you

But anyway yeah I want you guys to know whats going on in my life for no reason... judge as you please

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Trilateral98

Day 2many2count

Brahs, u wont belve dis. I wus abducted by guis in masks and stuf. I dunt know where I am and I am scurd. Oh sht ngga they are coming. [Hides in room marked "Safe Place *No rapes happen here*] 

K i tink im safe, the room said its a safe place and I wont get raped... whatever dat means... i forgut 2 tell u im 3 yrs old and I found this lite machine that givs ability 2 speak without actually speaking. itz cool.

Anyway theses menz are mean and they took me away from mum and that made me mad so i tryed 2 kik the bad man but tat made him mad and now i here. I'm hearing noises behind me and im scurd, did safe room lie 2 

me. My mum told me nevar 2 lie. the room must of nevar listen 2 my mum. OH SHITQAGFSSDASDASDASDASA. OH SHT NIGAGAGSDAGSDADADSADASDASDASDARAPERARPERAPERAPERAPERAPEGDAFDSF

 

Hello. This child is my son and he is trying to get out of a punishment. There will be a poll asking how we should punish him more. Trust me these are all humane and he will not be dead and his body wont be 

tossed in a river within 48 hours of this post. 

Trilateral98

Ok so remember when I killed the guy who arrested me... Well turns out it was

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And I got knocked the fuck out for 3 days... When I woke up I was in jail and said to myself.

"I guess Shifty is a plum"

So then I burned the metal off the door of my cell and slipped through

and walked out. I don't understand why they just opened the gates for me. And there was like 50 guys with long black things (No it's not a dick Strum)

And when I tried to walk by them they started to spray me with metal objects. So I said to myself

"So this is what GTA is like"

So I kept walking knowing they obviously could not shoot me because as we all know

GTA cops are stupid

And once I got hit with one of the metal objects I turned around

Pulled up my Hud

Picked the biggest fucking gun

And did this

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And this

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Also this

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And after the mass murder I walked into the sunset. 

And smoked a blunt...

And went back home...

I don't know how to end this.

Bye.

 

 

Trilateral98

Day 1

So today was normal... smoke a few blunts and snorted 100 pounds of cocaine, the usual. Then I went to school where I took a blunt while lit and put it in some kid's eye that was giving me a weird stare. Then got arrested for assault where I then again smoked a blunt and then the cop took it away... you never take away MY blunt. Let's just say half of downtown is no more. So anyway here I am at my computer playing video games all day... so yeah... that my first day... Du u liek? Vote on teh poll

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