Because I felt bad for procrastinating so much and felt that the story was a bit incomplete, here's an additional unplanned segment!
LordStrum lay in bed, staring at his ceiling. The war ended 3 days ago, and the entire nation was still busy celebrating. However, he just couldn’t bring himself to celebrate. When he lost Baeyeon, he didn’t just lose his blow up doll. He also lost his humor and his ability to smile. He couldn’t even summon enough energy to fap to his ref
Apologies for the delay, I'm a medically certified procrastinator. Originally wanted to post this on BK's birthday, but looks like I've missed it. Ah well. Enjoy!
Manas stood on the edge of a cliff, looking over the wide stretch of rolling green meadow that will soon be the battlefield where their fate will be determined. The Fire Nation members were camped behind the hill on the other end of the meadow, as reported by their spy, Linus. Linus reported an estimated 1000 soldiers
I originally wanted to release the last part of BK origins on the day of the birthday itself, but it's proving harder than I thought it would be. In order to make it epic, I had to write more than I expected. Just to give you guys a range, all previous stories are around 500 words. The current draft for the finale is 1300 words, and I haven't even reached the climax yet.
Therefore, I ask you all to be a bit more patient as I finish up the story in order to give you guys
As Yoso and LordStrum continued on their journey, their numbers began to grow. People who were sympathetic to their cause pledged their loyalty to the kingdom. It also helped that LordStrum promised to give everyone a body pillow in his likeness if you joined. Everyone wanted to be able to say that they have slept with LordStrum.
One night, Yoso and LordStrum called for a meeting around the campfire. “Right plebs, we’ve gathered you here today to choose a new name
“Ok Yoso, where should we go first?” LordStrum panted, sweat pouring out of every pore of his body as he heaved his Taeyeon blow up doll over his shoulder. They have been wandering for minutes now, with no end in mind.
“First Wizard. Very Pew Pew. Much magical. Wow.” Yoso replies, as he strutted forward confidently. As a programming master, he had calculated their path before they even set forth, doing various programming alchemy to make sure that they will h
In commemoration of BK's one year anniversary, I will be releasing a story detailing the origins of BK. None of it is actually factually accurate (you can find the history of BK here: http://politicsandwar.wikia.com/wiki/The_Black_Knights) and is written purely for the fun of it. My brain told me not to release it as there will be a high chance of me getting kicked from the alliance because of this, but hey, ayy lmao. There will be 5 parts altogether, and I will release 1 part ever
"cam on, u ar alrmost thar, just push rit oute! "
"CAN'T YOU GOD DAMN SEE I'M TRYING?!?! HOW BOUT YOU STOP THAT BITCHING OF YOURS AND GET ME SOME KOOL AID AND CHICKEN?"
"ok ok, carm drown, i will get rit for you..."
Mr Lang backed out of the bushes and moved towards the pack, lying under the light of the full moon.
"Hey anrybody got the cool aid and the ricken? She Nay Nay wants it veri bad."
The biggest of the wolves, Daehkcid, stood up and snarled at Mr Lang. "Piss off La