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[NSFW] The Quest for Perfect Tits 02

Turn back now if you don't want to see boobies. The long awaited sql to my best series ever, "The Quest for the Perfect Tits." You can view that thread here. First of all, let's get something out of the way. We in no way discriminate against fake tits. We're simply looking for the pair of tits. It doesn't matter whether or not nature created them or your favorite plastic surgeon, boobs are boobs. We're going to go ahead and take a look at one of the most famous Reddit girls, /u/ex

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

Top 20 Score History

I'm bored and I have a SHIT LOAD of stats so might as well do something cool. I put it into excel and I don't want to redo every color and shit so here it is: lol At UPN's drop Anyways, if you wanna play with the data I've attached a .csv with it. top20.csv

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Yosodog

 

Stats Updates

I know not many of you people use these tools but I might as well update you all on them. I've moved the tools to a sub-domain to avoid cloudflare so they don't timeout (so no ssl ).  Anyways, you can go explore them for yourself: http://stats.bkpw.net If you have ideas about tools let me know. I can basically do... anything. Most of the tools have been re-added with a few extras: Individual Nation Stats A Raid Finder!Checks nations in your range Checks if the nation is in beige Checks if the na

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

Need help finding targets?

Need help finding targets? Well I have the tool for you! During war, there will be a button added to the stats page located here: https://bkpw.net/stats The button: Find Target. Type in your score and BOOM it'll find people in whichever alliance we're at war with in your range that do not have full defensive slots or in beige. War slots are updated every :15 and :45 of every hour so don't look then otherwise it'll come up blank no matter what. It also shows you how well we're doing against DEIC

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

Why I hate every browser

As many of you know, I'm making a game. I finally decided to see how it looked in each browser and here's the results: Google Chrome - This is the browser that I used to test while developing. This is how it should look like: As you can see, everything looks normal and prefect.  Edge - Microsoft's new browser. Let's cross our fingers: Microsoft, don't let us down! So not horrible. You can see the header picture has some weird ass cutting or whatever. Seems that their font rendering is weird, b

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Yosodog

 

More Statistics Crap

OMG I added a few things and updated shit. There's a new "Target List Generator" thing that will get you a bunch of military stats on the person and an "Alliance Members" thing that you can use to get a lot of info about people in an alliance. I've also made it amazing for mobile phones if for some reason you'd want to do this shit on your phone. Also a few more little things but yeah. I'll work on more shit whenever I feel like it.

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

Statistics Updates

My blog has essentially become these kinds of updates but fuck it. I've added another button called "Alliance History". Once you click it, a text box and submit button will pop up. Type in the alliance and pull up stats from July 7 (for most alliances). City numbers will say 0 until the 8/10 due to me not collecting that number. Also, I am aware of duplicate rows from 8/10 to 8/14. That issue has been fixed. If nothing is being displayed, make sure you entered the alliance name correctly. This w

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Yosodog

 

Statistics Enhancements

Recent developments in my 1337 coder skillz has allowed me to take statistics of ALL alliances and ALL nations instead of only the top 50 alliances and BK nations. If all goes well, you'll be able to download them at 3:30 AM here http://bkpw.net/stats.html On my to-do list is to allow you to select a time range to download stats from, though with the way everything is written it'll be fairly impossible. I may just export each day to a .txt and then you can download which days you want, though th

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Yosodog

 

We got b&

Our adsense account got banned. It was banned due to "Invalid click activity consists of any clicks or impressions that may artificially inflate an advertiser's costs or a publisher's earnings, and for which we decide not to charge the advertiser. This includes, but is not limited to, clicks or impressions generated by a publisher clicking on his own ads, a publisher encouraging clicks on his ads, automated clicking tools or traffic sources, robots, or other deceptive software." Did I ask you gu

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Yosodog

 

Statistics Download

I started collecting stats of the top 20 alliances a few days ago, and today started to collect stats for all BK nations. I wanted a way to easily download them and I figured why not let everyone download them. On the top of the forums where the navigation is (where forums, standards, etc) are, there's a new link called "Stats". If you click that, it'll bring you to a simple page to download either the top 20 alliances or BK nations. It'll download the file in a .txt so you can use is pretty muc

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

Why Yoso, why ads?

Why have you added ads on our forums again Yoso? I thought I should sit down and explain why I decided to add ads on our forums once again and give you all a plan as to what I plan to use with that money. As Lelouch has said, "Greed". This is completely false. The money generated by these ads will be minimal. Like seriously. With zero clicks, it makes about two cents a day, and then each click (depending on the ad) is around $0.30. I have seen some ads pay up to $1.50 before, it really depends o

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Yosodog

 

How to Find us on Google

So I was going through some Google Analytics and found some pretty funny shit. After my post about "Finding the perfect tits" we had an increase in search queries. Take a look: So I decided to see if Googling "These tits are perfect" if we would show up high on the first page... well.... Go ahead and Google some of these things. Like "The Perfect Tits" we show up on the second page.  So I've decided, in order to get more members, we shall host a fuck ton of porn.  o/ The Perfect Tits. The ques

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Yosodog

 

[NSFW] The Quest for Perfect Tits 01

Welcome to a new series called "The Quest for Perfect Tits". Basically, the title describes what is going on here. I will sacrifice myself, and look at a bunch of different tits in order to find the perfect pair. So, without further adieu, here we go. Everyone's opinions on tits are different. As always, my views are the best and the correct way to think. We will be going through the following criteria: Nipple Size - I'm not a big fan of huge nipples or areolas. Boob Size - There IS such thing a

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

We Have Ads!

Before you go saying I'm a greedy little fuck, FUCK YOU. Anyway, I've decided to do a trial run with ads. I've added a banner ad at the bottom of the page so that it is not distracting at all (trust me, I wanted to put them all over the place but I didn't want to piss Jimmy off). Basically, all profit generated by the ads will go towards making these forums better. From a better host, to an SSL certificate, I plan to improve these forums with the money generated. Not only that, but we can put so

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

April Site Stats

So holy fuck was April a good month for activity. WE WERE 7K HITS OFF 1 MILLION. God damn it April, why did you have to have only 30 days? This is a typical chart of the hits per day: Those spikes are interesting. I don't remember what happened on those days but... nice I'm not going to do the "days of the week" or "most popular hours" chart, but I will tell you that Thursday is the most popular day. It's interesting, starting on Monday it's the lowest, then it increases until it to

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

March Site Stats

I always find this interesting. Here's the site stats for the BK PW forums for the month of March. As always, the numbers exclude traffic generated by robots, worms, or replies with special HTTP status codes.

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

What Makes Boobies So Attractive?

(Warning: Contains NSFW words. Stop being a pussy.) What makes boobies so attractive? This is a question that comes across my mind a lot. You go outside (In the case of LordStrum, you don't go outside) and you see a pair of attractive titties and you can't help but look. Even most women claim to love a nice pair of tits. We must go deep and figure out this answer! Think about it, boobs are fucking weird. They're big blobs of fat with a nipple on them that produce milk. And yet, I can never

Yosodog

Yosodog

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