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Parte I - El Dolar

El Dolar. El dolor de cabeza de todo Venezolano y la razón principal de la crisis que existe hoy dia en mi pais. Desde ahora yo mismo actuare como mi publico y me hare auto-preguntas que yo mismo respondere. Todo viene a raiz de el control cambiario. Sinceramente no se en que fecha fue que se implemento este metodo, pero desde ese momento todo se ha venido abajo.    Hey Biel, que es el control cambiario? Es un metodo que implemento el gobierno que convierte a el mismo en el u

Biel

Biel

 

SJW Facebook Pages [Explicit] [Trigger Warning]

I just want to start this rant by saying that there are two types of social justice. There’s the social justice that I believe in, then there’s the wrong kind of social justice.   If you have a Facebook account (which you most likely do), you’ve probably come across pages like BuzzFeed and AJ+. If you enjoy these pages, stop reading now you panzee.   I’ve personally blocked these kinds of pages simply because they were spamming my feed and I was getting tired of their shit. E

Stewart Stewinson

Stewart Stewinson

 

UPDATE: HIGH TECH MACHINE FINALLY ENABLES STEELPLANES TO FLY. THE WORLD IS STUNNED!!!

WITH THIS INVENTION, CRITICS HAVE BEEN SILENCED. THE WORLD IS IN AWE! New York Times: "...THIS INVENTION CHANGES THE WORLD[...]WAY MORE IMPORTANT INVENTION THAN THE PRINTING PRESS OF GUTENBERG OR THE INTERNET..." Karls independent not influenced by Karl or anything like that Steelplane magazin journal: What a great feat of Karls engineering! *inseret important newspaper here* : *insert something that praises steelplanes here* WSJ: "Karl: "More impressive feats of technol

Karl | Gideon

Karl | Gideon

 

Transgression 1: Hyperlink Hysteria

Greetings members of BK, and welcome to Format Police. A place where we can come together and discuss the bad formatting that happens from time to time in BK.  The first thing that we will be discussing is Alliance Announcement Terrorism. Far too often do the nations of BK have to log into their nations to see an alliance announcement, only to open it and find that it contains a link to the forums that is in non-hyperlink format. Now let me just come out right now and say this, folks, a lin

Tiber

Tiber

 

Dark Maiden's Guide

A/N: I know poetry isn't a short story but screw you this is my blog and I do what I want with it. I'm more freestyle so that's a heads up. Enjoy some culture every once in a while. Also think this will be the last work involving Maddela for a bit. Emphasis on think. Dark Maiden's Guide Choosing exile over a pardon for a crime she was tricked into commiting.  She became a guiding hand in the dark of her mother's wrath. Freeing drow that wish to return to the surface and embra

Amaryllis

Amaryllis

 

The Sword

A/N: For @Psweet because he demanded someone get hit with a bastard sword, you're lucky I'm nice  anyway hope the rest of you enjoy and don't be afraid to comment. I'm a big girl and can take criticism The Sword Maddela's eyes widened as she felt the weight of the  bastard sword, or the Moonsword, in her hands. Ilvaria looked at her with amusement as she took a few steps back. Looking up at her foster mother, Maddela watched as the woman gracefully grabbed the hilt of her own blade and

Amaryllis

Amaryllis

 

Guess

A/N: Yeah screw my original idea for this blog. I even forgot I had this thing. So now I decided to try something new like making short stories on random things. One day like today it'll be based off a childhood memory of one of my pathfinder characters. Another it might be a little tidbit of history involving the goat people. And it might just be something out of nowhere. If any requests let me know, I'll even keep you anonymous...if you give me Mountain Dew   Anyway here you go, as s

Amaryllis

Amaryllis

 

Day 2many2count

Brahs, u wont belve dis. I wus abducted by guis in masks and stuf. I dunt know where I am and I am scurd. Oh sht ngga they are coming. [Hides in room marked "Safe Place *No rapes happen here*]  K i tink im safe, the room said its a safe place and I wont get raped... whatever dat means... i forgut 2 tell u im 3 yrs old and I found this lite machine that givs ability 2 speak without actually speaking. itz cool. Anyway theses menz are mean and they took me away from mum and that made me m

Trilateral98

Trilateral98

 

I WAS TRIGGERED

[5:38pm] Zoot: Since Strum won't be a hard ass. IF YOU FUCKING WASTE YOUR SPY OPS ON THAT MENSA SPY SHIT WHILE WE'RE AT WAR I'LL HAVE YOU THROWN OUT SO FAST THE DOOR WON'T HIT YOU IN THE ASS, IT'LL HIT YOU IN THE FACE! [5:38pm] LordStrum: I thought that was implied zoot [5:38pm] LordStrum: come on :v [5:38pm] LordStrum: also >implying I'm not a hard ass [5:38pm] LordStrum: do you even read my hate speeches [5:38pm] Zoot: You mean your emo whining? [5:39pm] LordStrum: damn [5:39p

LordStrum

LordStrum

 

Day 2... and 3... ok fine 4

Ok so remember when I killed the guy who arrested me... Well turns out it was And I got knocked the fuck out for 3 days... When I woke up I was in jail and said to myself. "I guess Shifty is a plum" So then I burned the metal off the door of my cell and slipped through and walked out. I don't understand why they just opened the gates for me. And there was like 50 guys with long black things (No it's not a dick Strum) And when I tried to walk by them they started to

Trilateral98

Trilateral98

 

Day 1

So today was normal... smoke a few blunts and snorted 100 pounds of cocaine, the usual. Then I went to school where I took a blunt while lit and put it in some kid's eye that was giving me a weird stare. Then got arrested for assault where I then again smoked a blunt and then the cop took it away... you never take away MY blunt. Let's just say half of downtown is no more. So anyway here I am at my computer playing video games all day... so yeah... that my first day... Du u liek? Vote on teh poll

Trilateral98

Trilateral98

 

My Zombie Apocalypse Team

REASONS: Lyre - I'm obviously the leader Drogo - Have you seen him? BK ET? The war? Bloodthirstiness? Game of Thrones? Who Me - "Antisocial Evil Bastard" Zoot - Head of Econ and the smartest guy ever <3 Justakittywithabox - She's always near the Doctor ShiftyStranger - Considering the speed in which he makes memes, yah. Yosodog - LOOKAT HIS CUTE CHUBBY FACE AND EARS Trofimowen / Peacity - I bet you $50 that he would somehow manage to offend and/or annoy brainless zombie

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The Day that Shifty Left

This is a catch-up entry for @Shifty Stranger about all that happened on the day he left.   But he came back! :DDDD -> @Zoot almost destroyed the Propaganda department by merging it with another group. (see also: Zoot turns the Propaganda Department into a greedy, money-laundering corporation and a vote we had to decide if Sparta was actively poaching our members) -> @Erwin Rommel tried to take your throne. -> The Senate was figuring out how to handle this (jk, we

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Ƭ̵̬̊

 

Gods & Goddesses: Entry #1

Note: I got bored and decided to cast various alliance members into roles in famous myths, fairy tales, bible stories, etc... it's a bit long so bear with me. Entry #1: The Juniper-Tree   It was long ago, in a land that is no longer remembered or mentioned, that a man and his religious wife lived. The couple had wished for children for a very long time but, as if cursed, the wife's body refused to birth a child and their attempts had often resulted in stillbirths. It was due to

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Ƭ̵̬̊

 

[NSFW] The Quest for Perfect Tits 02

Turn back now if you don't want to see boobies. The long awaited sql to my best series ever, "The Quest for the Perfect Tits." You can view that thread here. First of all, let's get something out of the way. We in no way discriminate against fake tits. We're simply looking for the pair of tits. It doesn't matter whether or not nature created them or your favorite plastic surgeon, boobs are boobs. We're going to go ahead and take a look at one of the most famous Reddit girls, /u/ex

Yosodog

Yosodog

 

Entry #3: Bloodthirst

It all began in BK University on the last class before graduation. I had loved peace and fluffy, cute things (evidence here: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=38502) until I was tasked to do the very thing I promised not to do: raid another nation. It was something I wanted to delay at first, giving the excuse of waiting for time to run out on beige and tried to stall by crossing my fingers. I, however, knew that if I was to stay and spend time with you lovely Black Knights then I must sacrif

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Psweet destroys humanity

+++ ChanServ has given op to ShiftyStranger   ShiftyStranger kicks down the door   SWAT   everybody on the fucking ground   ShiftyStranger sweeps every room with his spas-12   CLEAR   oh shit-   WE GOT A RUNNER   ShiftyStranger shoots Psweet in the leg   *ViKy raises an eyebrow slowly   Ma'am are you responsible for this residence?   *um.....   *mebbeee   We regret to

Shifty Stranger

Shifty Stranger

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